Grover

1. We could use a guy like Fast Ed in my Chinese restaurant to play the guqin for our customers until 11:00 pm on weekends and then clean the toilets

   December 01, 2012 11:56 am on Church spokesman: Van driver pressured to speed up before crash

2. Confucius say man with tattoo have trouble written all over his face.

   August 09, 2012 11:14 pm on Rejected boyfriend convicted of arson, intimidation

3. Confucius say Jesus Alvarez probably not learn to make pierogi from his busha.

   July 25, 2012 1:24 am on Pierogi Fest comes to Whiting this weekend

4. Confucius say that man who make statement such as "if heart is in right place, you can be forgiven" has guilt in heart. Forgiven for what?

   July 18, 2012 10:38 pm on Drain board is Van Til's fortress of solitude

5. Confucius say a man with many tattoos has trouble written all over him.

   July 15, 2012 12:24 am on Tattoos a 'generational badge' for young adults

6. Confucius say if they charged "Just Ducky" $100 she would be singing a different tune. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. Spend it on a box a wine or whatever you're drinking tonite.

   July 12, 2012 9:04 pm on Hoosier taxpayers to share $360.6M in refunds

7. Confucius say don't order the "Beef" Foo Shu from the local take-out.

   July 12, 2012 7:12 pm on IUN cadaver prosection program begins Friday with imaging

8. Confucius say don't order the "Beef" Kow from the local take-out.

   July 12, 2012 6:31 pm on Golf course cat's disappearance baffles staff members

9. Confucius say that TAX PAYER say if Merrillville had a bus service there would be a gold rush and all problems solved.

   July 10, 2012 11:22 pm on M'ville Town Council says yes to $100-per-apartment unit registration fee

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I am blue, but not in the emotional sense, just my fur is blue.